55 Funny Gratitude Quotes to Tickle Your Funny Bone
Because we all have to laugh sometimes, let’s look at some funny gratitude quotes that will provide inspiration to help us feel thankful and blessed every day while also enjoying a little chuckle! We all need to have the highest appreciation for even the little things in our lives, so let’s give it our best effort to smile and express gratitude on a regular basis.
While Thanksgiving is a time of year we associate with a grateful heart, it’s vitally important to always hold an attitude of gratitude in our hearts. A mindset of gratitude will improve true happiness, overall satisfaction with life, and help us maintain better physical and mental health.
I’ve also included some funny quotes of gratitude that you can share when you’re sitting around the dinner table getting ready to feast on the turkey at Thanksgiving! (Although you might just want to keep some of them to yourself to reduce the risk of more family drama than you might already have!)
Funny Gratitude Quotes
1 – “You ought to be thankful a whole heaping lot, for the places and people you’re lucky you’re not!” — Dr. Seuss
2 – “There’s one thing for which you should be abundantly thankful – only you and God have all the facts about yourself.” — Unknown
3 – “I’m on the ‘see food’ diet. I see food, and I eat it. Grateful for my 20/20 vision!” — Unknown
4 – “I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.” — Ann Diehl
5 – “My socks may not match, but my feet are always warm.” — Maureen McCullough
6 – “Today, I’m thankful for closed doors. Because that’s where I found all the snacks.” — Unknown
7 – “God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.” — Ethel Watts Mumford
8 – “Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.” — Mark Twain
9 – “Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses.“ — Alphonse Karr
10 – “I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home… I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.” — Nancie J. Carmody
11 – “Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I’m just wearing better shoes.” — Oprah Winfrey
12 – “Gratitude is the wine for the soul. Go on. Get drunk.” — Rumi
13 – “Gratitude is a currency that we can mint for ourselves and spend without fear of bankruptcy.” — Fred De Witt Van Amburgh
14 – “Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.” — Will Rogers
15 – “I feel a very unusual sensation – if it is not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude.” — Benjamin Disraeli
16 – “The thing I’m most grateful for right now is elastic waistbands.” — Unknown
17 – “If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. Be mindful. Be grateful.” — Roy T. Bennett
18 – “We all know mirrors don’t lie. I’m just grateful that they don’t laugh.” — Unknown
19 – “What if today, we were just grateful for everything?” — Charlie Brown
20 – “I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” — Woody Allen
21 – “This is a wonderful day. I’ve never seen it before.” — Maya Angelou
22 – “We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.” — William Vaughn
23 – “The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.” — Eric Hoffer
24 – “If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.” — Unknown
25 – “Even though we can’t have all we want, we ought to be thankful we don’t get what we deserve.” — Unknown
26 – “Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.” — Unknown
27 – “I want to say thank you to all the people who walked into my life and made it outstanding, and all the people who walked out of my life and made it fantastic.” — Unknown
28 – “Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.” — William Arthur Ward
29 – “I’m grateful for my dog, who listens to all my problems without offering any unsolicited advice. Truly a therapist in fur.” — Unknown
30 – “No matter how bad your day seems, just remember someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.” — Unknown
31 – “Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude.” — A.A. Milne
32 – “I’m grateful for chocolate, because it’s the answer, no matter what the question is.” — Unknown
33 – “Some people right now should be very thankful that I can control my crazy.” — Unknown
34 – “There’s always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you’re not one of your creditors.” — Unknown
35 – “Thank you God, for all the lessons. I think I am officially done now, right?” — Unknown
36 – “A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.” — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
37 – “If you can’t be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.” — Unknown
38 – “I’m thankful to have a family that takes eating as seriously as I do.” — Unknown
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
39 – “It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.” — Friends
40 – “A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear them consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping.” — Jimmy Fallon
41 – “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” — Reba McEntire
42 – “The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we all can agree so vehemently about? I don’t think so.” — Nora Ephron
43 – “After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” — Oscar Wilde
44 – “Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” — Jim Davis
45 – “Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” — Johnny Carson
46 – “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” — Erma Bombeck
47 – “Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat.” — Jim Gaffigan
48 – “Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.” — Melanie White
49 – “What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” — Erma Bombeck
50 – “Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.” — Nicole Hollander
51 – “An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.” — Irv Kupcinet
52 – “Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings – one by one as each relative goes home.” — Melanie White
53 – “For those you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.” — Andy Borowitz
54 – “Thanksgiving, Man. Not a good day to be my pants.” — Kevin James
55 – “You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” — Jay Leno
– John F. Kennedy
Final Thoughts: Funny Gratitude Quotes
Let’s not make Thanksgiving Day the only time of the year when we feel and express our gratitude. An attitude of gratitude should be our way of living and our highest form of thought. It should come from the heart and be an expression of our highest self.
As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “Cultivate the habit of being grateful for every good thing that comes to you, and to give thanks continuously. And because all things have contributed to your advancement, you should include all things in your gratitude.”
That’s all for now friends… I am sincerely grateful for your readership and the community we have built here at Sassy Sister Stuff.
Love to ALL! ~ Susan
